21 Inanimate Objects Miley Cyrus Has Violated

Lifted this off the net because I thought the captions were hilarious!!!

1. A hammer

Miley gets her daily dose of iron. Or at least tries to.

2. A foam finger

We all know this finger very well. But none quite as well as Miley’s crotch.

 3.Chewing gum

Miley turns bedtime chewing into softcore action, much to the delight of her more perverted fans.

4.A doll

Miley sucks the face of a doll in a pool. Childhood innocence everywhere is destroyed

5. Bathtub

Give Miley some porcelain or concrete and it’s going to get weird.

 6.A stationary bike

If this bike could talk it would probably say, “Why Miley? Why?”

7.Teddy bears

The torture here can only be conveyed in blank teddy bear stares.

8. An NYC subway station

As part of her MTV VMA promo, Miley crept into a Brooklyn subway station. She didn’t mind the germs or grit. She just needed to get her freak on.

 9,Lip Balm

This is a behind-the-scenes shot right? So why is Miley so into this?

 10.Jimmy Kimmel's couch

Just a thin layer of underwear separated her butt from Jimmy Kimmel’s couch.

11. A men’s locker room

Don’t leave Miley unattended in a locker room, or this might happen.

12.A vending machine

 During her Kimmel visit, she also caused a ruckus in the break room. It might look like she’s in pain here, but no.

13. A fence

Miley cages her fans and swings from the bars in the sexiest way possible.

 14.Robin Thicke’s pants

Sure, everyone was talking about her VMA performance, but did anyone stop to think, “Hey, I wonder how Robin’s pants feel about the whole thing."

 15. Dead animals

So much for letting the deceased, taxidermied creatures of our planet rest in peace.

 16.A wrecking ball

Naked Miley. On a wrecking ball… If only we could be a fly on the wall in this pitch meeting.

17. A Moonman

Miley introduces her shiny new Moonman to her greatest asset right now: her tongue.

 18.A nest

Throwback! Even before Miley shaved and bleached her head, she was well on her way to becoming the most inappropriate teen star ever.

19.  A pool

If you’re a pool, beware. Miley wants to fondle your walls.

 20.A bed

When she’s finished with her chewing gum, Miley will just hump the crap out of the mattress.

21,A car

This was cool until Miley finished and there were prints everywhere.