Lifted this off the net because I thought the captions were hilarious!!!
1. A hammer
2. A foam finger
We all know this finger very well. But none quite as well as Miley’s crotch.
Give Miley some porcelain or concrete and it’s going to get weird.
6.A stationary bike
If this bike could talk it would probably say, “Why Miley? Why?”
The torture here can only be conveyed in blank teddy bear stares.
8. An NYC subway station
As part of her MTV VMA promo, Miley crept into a Brooklyn subway station. She didn’t mind the germs or grit. She just needed to get her freak on.
This is a behind-the-scenes shot right? So why is Miley so into this?
10.Jimmy Kimmel's couch
Just a thin layer of underwear separated her butt from Jimmy Kimmel’s couch.
11. A men’s locker room
Don’t leave Miley unattended in a locker room, or this might happen.
12.A vending machine
During her Kimmel visit, she also caused a ruckus in the break room. It might look like she’s in pain here, but no.
13. A fence
Miley cages her fans and swings from the bars in the sexiest way possible.
14.Robin Thicke’s pants
Sure, everyone was talking about her VMA performance, but did anyone stop to think, “Hey, I wonder how Robin’s pants feel about the whole thing."
15. Dead animals
So much for letting the deceased, taxidermied creatures of our planet rest in peace.
16.A wrecking ball
Naked Miley. On a wrecking ball… If only we could be a fly on the wall in this pitch meeting.
17. A Moonman
Miley introduces her shiny new Moonman to her greatest asset right now: her tongue.
Throwback! Even before Miley shaved and bleached her head, she was well on her way to becoming the most inappropriate teen star ever.
19. A pool
If you’re a pool, beware. Miley wants to fondle your walls.
When she’s finished with her chewing gum, Miley will just hump the crap out of the mattress.
This was cool until Miley finished and there were prints everywhere.